what if the aliens have UFO’s and they obviously go really fast because they have to move through space so we never see them move because theyre going so fast and every time they pass the earth they all laugh at us like “haha those noobs dont even have space flying thingies yet”
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum
[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you’ve felt that way.
The worst part about mental illness is that everyone eventually gets sick of your problem and stops caring about it completely